Let’s say you’re a true, America-loving Conservative and you need something refreshing with a bit of a kick to sip on as you sit back and reminisce about when America Was Great. You know, when gays couldn’t marry, black people stayed in their lane, and women knew when to keep quiet.
Have we got the drink for you! The Moscow Mitch is an ode to everyone’s favorite spineless Senate Majority Leader, Mitch “Human Turtle” McConnell. With plenty of Russian Vodka, a splash of Kentucky Bourbon, some lime juice, and some spicy Jamaican ginger beer, this drink will help wash away any soul-gnawing ill feelings you might have about keeping children in cages.
Makes 1 Moscow Mitch
1.5 ounces of Russian Vodka
.5 ounce Kentucky Bourbon
juice from 1 lime
Jamaican ginger beer
In a large cup with ice or cocktail shaker combine the vodka, bourbon, and lime juice. Shake or stir well and then strain into another glass. Add ice and top with Jamaican ginger beer. (This recipe won’t use the whole ginger beer so make sure to tell the rest of it to GO BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM.)
Garnish with a lime wedge and enjoy! You’re totally not going to hell or anything!